Super funny "facts" about Guys and Girls
GUYS
1) Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
All men are extremely busy.
Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.
Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the first woman leaves them.
Although the woman leaves them they still don’t learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
GIRLS
1) Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
2) Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3) Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".
4) Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
5) Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
6) Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
7) Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
8) Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
9) Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
10) If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
11) Women brush their hair before bed.
12) Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.
13) Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, "It's there in the Bible".
14) The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
15) Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
16) Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
17) A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
18) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
19) Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.
20) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman- language than it does in man- language.
21) Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
22) Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary.
23) It's okay for women to kiss each other and not be gay.
24) Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.
25) The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.
The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
Although they always buy expensive clothes, they say they never have something to wear.
Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just ‘an old rag’.
Although their clothes are always ‘just an old rag’, they still expect you to compliment them.
Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.
1) Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
2) Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4) Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
5) Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
6) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
7) Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
8) Guys get jealous easily.
9) Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
10) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
11) Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
12) Guys are very open about themselves.
13) It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
14) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
15) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
16) Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
17) Guys will brag about anything.
18) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
19) No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
20) Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
21) Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
22) Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
23) Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
24) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
25) If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
26) When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
27) If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
28) When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
29) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
30) Guys like femininity not feebleness.
31) A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
32) Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
33) Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
34) If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.
35) Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
36) No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
37) Not all guys are jackass. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
38) Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
39) When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
All men are extremely busy.
Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.
Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the first woman leaves them.
Although the woman leaves them they still don’t learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
GIRLS
1) Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
2) Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3) Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".
4) Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
5) Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
6) Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
7) Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
8) Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
9) Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
10) If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
11) Women brush their hair before bed.
12) Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.
13) Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, "It's there in the Bible".
14) The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
15) Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
16) Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
17) A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
18) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
19) Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.
20) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman- language than it does in man- language.
21) Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
22) Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary.
23) It's okay for women to kiss each other and not be gay.
24) Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.
25) The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.
The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
Although they always buy expensive clothes, they say they never have something to wear.
Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just ‘an old rag’.
Although their clothes are always ‘just an old rag’, they still expect you to compliment them.
Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.
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