Thursday, July 31, 2008

3D House - Final Version


Overview of the house
Zhen Wei's house (Note: not even 0.0000000001% of his assets)


Sneak peak into the inside. Wireframe mode!
Original blueprint done by the god's left hand man Spartan 117


Toshiba Home Theater system with 10.2 surround sound! Woots!
Zhen Wei pays for the live streaming of the latest movies available. By the way there is a 10.2 surround sound system but it just will not fit into the picture. He likes to watch the movies "Finding Du Xuan" and "The Dark Zhen Wei".


Couch potatoes FTW!
Ah, a bright red couch, a girl's favourite. Wonder how many different girls have sat on it before. 7 if my maths didn't fail. But WAIT A MINUTE, it can only fit 2! So obviously 99% of the genetic material found on it would be from Du Xuan.


Heaven for muggers, not just 1 mugger, 3 muggers!!!
In the day, it is Zhen Wei's chairman seat. In the night, its the who gets Zhen Wei tonight lucky 7 council. Every night, 2 lucky girls out of the 7 on the list are chosen and interviewed for the nights show. The 2 girls have to go through rigorous interviewing before finally being able to get their hands on the one and only Zhen Wei. Du Xuan wins most of the time though due to the obvious lack of straps.


Does your house have one? If no, you suck.
You thought I'm going straight into the action? No way man, not without some carressing and cleaning from Zhen Wei. The lucky girl chosen during the lucky 7 council is brought here to be purified by Zhen Wei's godly hands. Notice the akward shape of the tub that does not allow the two occupants to seat separately from each other. Then again, who would? Another advantage is that strapless takes less time to purify.


Sweet Dreams!
Finally, the grand finale. This is where Zhen Wei makes his godlings. Notice the bright red colouring and the lack of bedstraps. The big window is a gift from Zhen Wei to his neighbour to allow them to observe his holyness at work. Then again, from the first picture, Zhen Wei's house has no neighbours, its just floating in heaven. Also notice the wardrobe in the background. Due to the size limit of the picture, the other three capsules were unble to be seen from the picture. These special capsules contain all that Zhen Wei need to produce godlings. They are specially crafted to suit the needs of the lucky 7 council.

[edit]Less explicit version![/edit]

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Week of Tests (Blocks? Lol)

Tuesday:
~ Chemistry Test (Mrs Sow told me that I did badly because I did not throughly remember all the facts and exceptions in QA)

Wednesday:
~ Chinese Test (No comments...)

Thursday:
~ Chinese Test again... (Forgot all the 单词, 5 marks fly away...)
~ Chemistry SPA (Quite easy, except QA concept still lousy... is Lead(II) Sulphate soluble?)

Friday:
~ NDP (Lol? Stoning test...)

I'm planning to give up on term 3 MSG and try to focus for EOYs...

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Oh I finally see...



After a few days of critical thinking, I finally saw what everyone else saw... And yes, the words are nice (in terms or calligraphy...)

Note: To those who really cant see, ask me or just try to think out of the box...

[edit] I would like to dedicate the picture to my Chemisty test today which was totally screwed up -.- [/edit]

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Monday, July 28, 2008

Prism Of Colours

I volunteered for it lol, not really sure i need the CIP, maybe just to get away from stoning at home... Anyway took 87 to Hougang and got scammed terribly... I arrived 30mins earlier than expected (go sengkang isnt it 1hr?!) but luckily kliven was there already. He was eating at the foodcourt there with his parents. Then i walked around the hougang shopping mall with him and eventually went to a small library. Kliven fake mugging chem then in reality smsing people. I good boy go study my IS stuff... Then Siming (isit?) called Kliven at 12 then went down to help lor. I told Kliven it was the bazzar I saw infront of the mall then he insisted it wasn't. Guess what, Kliven was never known to be right -.- So after introducing me to the other volunteers there we started working lor. We also need to fill up some lisence for collection, its valid from june to september so if anyone want donate still can. Kliven and I were going around getting donations. The donations were super effective lor, no one wants to buy any of the stuff. So in the end sales were really bad, but the donation can was really heavy with donations. There was this keychain given for every $1 donated, but some people donate less or more also dun care lar just give... Then Jon came at around 1 and he competed with Kliven for the "usage" of the donation can. So I suggested they play a minigame, every donation counts as 1 kill, then next "kill" must be within 1min - (5sec x kills) if not the spree will be ended. Kliven not bad leh, got 6 kills in a row at max. Then the whole thing spiral downwards into sianess, other than the infrequent wierdo or joker who has a ringing pocket and says no coins... Skip -.-... So I went home and it all ended...

[edit]No mood to write cos IE just crashed and i lost all i have written. Lucky still got draft. Bill gates should just close shop and buy a private island and exit my life >.< [/edit]

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Friday, July 25, 2008

Friday Training

Highlights:
- Zhen Wei doing cane drill
- Zhen Wei parade commander
- Zhen Wei commanding us
- Zhen Wei looking shuai
- Zhen Wei standing infront
- Zhen Wei in the movie "The Dark Zhen Wei"
- baa: + Zhenwei in SPF magazine -_-
- Everything else about Zhen Wei

Other stuff:
- Rifle drill sucks
- NDP GOH sucks
- Sec 3 drill sucks
- I suck
- Homework sucks

Random but true stuff...

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Thursday, July 24, 2008

What the...



Is this a circular?!

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Monday, July 21, 2008

Racial Harmony Day

Today was supposed to be a short day, or so I thought. Got some cultural sabbatical and I chose M16, making of ketupats. So happens that alot of friends also went that sabbatical such as Zhen Wei, Zhi Ming, Chong We and Benjamin and etc. Then Benjamin explained that Chong We used his NRIC without his consent to sign up for him one lol... Then Chong We was like niaoing Benjamin throughout the sabbatical. The sabbatical ended at 10AM... So we went to the food bazzar and go see see lor... Saw TanCW nia... he selling dunno what drink. Looks like plain water to me... Then the stall beside his is Hao Jie's stall lol, they two fighting for customers lol... Then we went canteen to eat and had a super funny niaoing session by Chong We. The victim is Zhen Wei and the content is very funny and sick. Then we took 67 to IRC. Played total of 3 games I think, lost all... The best game was the game which I used Zeus... Early game spam spells kill Zhen Wei and Chong We nia... Late game feeder liao... Zhi Ming dam pissed also... Keep on getting killed by venomencer (Jon) in one of those games... After a few games of DotA switch to Counter Strike... Bloody Wei Quan go pick CS 1.6. CS 1.6 the physics engine so sucky compared to CS: Source. I usually play CS: Source, then suddenly with the sucky physics engine I got pwned... But I still top the table lar... at least for a while. The after we log out le then want to leave that time, the guy at the counter call us to the counter... He say we overshot time and need to pay $1 more. Then Chong We was like dam pissed cos they were supposed to auto shutdown when $10 is up. So we paid up lor... no choice... Then I, Chong We, Zhen Wei and Kliven went to MacDonalds. We all got our food then sat down and eat lor. When we finished eating then I went home with Kliven.

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Saturday, July 19, 2008

Sergeant Test

Today is Sergeant Test! Basically I don't know all the commands tested lol... As requested by Zhen Quan, we (me, kenneth and zhen quan) gathered at SALT center at 9AM to revise our drills. In the end, Zhen Quan only arrived at 9:15AM... Like lol... but he missed some "helpful" tips from Jun Rong Sir. One which includes slow march berhenti landing on the left leg, which is obviously wrong... and cost Kenneth some marks I think... But hey, with Jun Rong as examiner, everyone is comfirmed pass. Kenneth secretly didn't let me see the scoresheets and I also secretly don't know that I passed... <3 Jun Rong Sir... I screw up forming squad on the march to the right 5 TIMES IN A ROW and I got 3/5 for that section... Wow... all the 3 of us did not score lower than 3 in each section which means overall pass... Oh my... I feel kind of guilty not learning for the test beforehand... I'll show them I can pass Staff Sergeant without help lol... Thx again Jun Rong Sir! <3 Publications Department Head; Secondary 3 Squad NCO; Chief Examiner!

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Service Day

*Brief Intro*
Service Day is an NPCC event in which cadets go around private housing neighbouring the school to spread anti-crime messages. This year's theme is: phone scams. Cadets will go around knocking door-to-door and spreading crime prevention messages

*Actual Event*
Sucks as usual... I was promoted to leader by slacker Kenneth who stayed behind. Leader can screw juniors lor... jkjk... Got the same bloody-damn-hard-to-find road that I got last year. Jalan Haji Alias. For those of you who are going "what the hell!?", yes there is such a road around Hwachong. And for those of you who think its easy to find that road, think again ((c) National Geographic) Its bloody far from Hwachong and the only way to get there was through Sixth Avenue, which is also bloody far away. The group took almost 30mins to get to our location... By then not enough time le... So we didn't bother to even talk to the residents, meng chiong put flyers and booklets into peoples' mailboxes lol... Tze Hao's group didn't even do a single house as we need to go back by the time we reach the road he is in charge of. Then I saw a shortcut we took last year, but there was a canal in between. There was a iron-concrete beam across the canal and it has metal bars to prevent people from crossing. The juniors are crazy and wanted to climb around it. Its quite obvious the metal bars were there just to stop what they were about to do... So Tze Hao found us a bridge! Yay! Then we climbed all the way up a hill and all the way down the other side and guess where we landed? At SIM! Like WTH?! We took 30mins to reach there and 5mins to come back... Obvious everyone more enthu about coming back... Sian... now my uniform sweaty and smelly... Tomorrow got make up Sergeant test... GG le... Tomorrow all bring gas mask! sure stink liao... But only have 3 people taking so hope finish fast. I here by wish myself good luck... Oh wait... its after 12... I mean test TODAY!

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

12:40PM Dismissal

So early dismissed that it doesn't even feel right... I went home lor... Sian, so I start modding my Counter Strike: Source. Its freaking cool right now, so I'll put up a few pictures. I also modded the glove... It kinda looks like Spiderman but its actually from another game...

This is the cheap starter weapon MP5

This baby is your Machine Gun, Only for the rich and pro!

This is standard in every pro's arsenal. A silenced M4A1

And for the Grand Finale. A Golden Desert Eagle!

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Linux ~ openSUSE


Installed openSUSE Linux without much hassel... Pidgin works too, though I don't like its user interface. Maybe I'm too used to Microsoft Windows... Linux takes a bit of time to get used to.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Free Time

What Be Your Nerd Type?
Your Result: Gamer/Computer Nerd

You enjoy the visual stimulants of a video game, chatting on AIM, or reading online comics. Most of these types of nerds are considered dirty who lack hygeine, of course they always end up being the ones who make a crapload of money. And don't worry, that's just a stereotype; I'm not calling you dirty. ^_~

Artistic Nerd
Anime Nerd
Science/Math Nerd
Musician
Drama Nerd
Literature Nerd
Social Nerd
What Be Your Nerd Type?
Quizzes for MySpace

Woah I'm anti-social...

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YF's new Crush!

Look at this interesting convo:


chunqi says (9:36 PM):
did u mistake one of my frens for sze yuan?
Luan Yuan Feng says (9:36 PM):
yea
Luan Yuan Feng says (9:36 PM):
szeyuen
Luan Yuan Feng says (9:36 PM):
lucky i din post anything
chunqi says (9:37 PM):
woah...
Luan Yuan Feng says (9:37 PM):
saw the blog thn look so strange
chunqi says (9:37 PM):
u post i die
Luan Yuan Feng says (9:37 PM):
lol why?/
Luan Yuan Feng says (9:37 PM):
chio bu ar?
chunqi says (9:37 PM):
....
chunqi says (9:37 PM):
actually yes...
Luan Yuan Feng says (9:37 PM):
wooooo
chunqi says (9:37 PM):
y? u interested ar?
Luan Yuan Feng says (9:38 PM):
yea

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Monday, July 14, 2008

Field Trip To Novell Singapore

Today's IS lesson is... *drum rolls*... oh the title already reveal le... Ok so I went to Novell Singapore today.... duh... It's the biggest company in Singapore involved in the development of Linux. (Biggest cos its the only one I know of... Is Red Hat and Fedora counted as well?) It developes its own distribution of Linux called open SUSE. From the open word u can guess its opensource lar... YAY to OpenSource. Anyway we went to Suntec City to visit their office. Its in the middle finger by the way... if you know how Suntec City looks like a hand... Its on the 32nd floor so stairs is out of the question -.- And the lift is freaking fast! 32 floors in ~ 10 seconds!!! Everyone's ears were popping lol... too fast le... We arrived sorta early... The lady who hosted us very cheerful... small thingy also laugh... laughter is the best medicine so they say... We stoned around for 10mins then some guy from Germany present to us. He is a Singapore student who took a joint scholarship from National Infocomm something and Novell to go to Germany and do research. The equipment dam high tech lor... Got some speaker phone that dials to Germany and a web portal developed by Novell that allows you to do a presentation from the Web. The guy was quite brief lar... but he said he get to go like 5 European cities in a few months' span... woah xian4 mu4... Think he went Germany, Austria, Italy and all those you-want-to-go-but-too-bad-cannot-go-places lol... Then all the rest not really interested lar... some demos about the cool stuff you can do on Linux, such as your desktop on 4 sides of a cube, instant zoom, wobbly windows and fire on your desktop... All special effects lar... nothing special... Then their hospitality dam good also... the prepare 2 huger trays of snacks for us and alot of packet drinks also. They also give us souviniers like a collar pin with SUSE on it and a water bottle i think.... I havent opened the box yet... I'll go open now...

YAY to OpenSource
YAY to OpenOffice
YAY to Linux
YAY to SUSE Linux

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Friday, July 11, 2008

Shooting Comp 2008 Finals

Today's lessons was very short. We were given official leave at 10AM lol... I slacked with Zhi Ming at the library cos he not taking biology... I slack till round 12PM then went to take my uniform and went to SALT center. LOL saw Ting Yit and Jun Xian sleeping on the couch. Ting Yit sleeping pose dam nice... forgot take pic lols... Then 1PM we all round up the guys and have "emo-talk"... try to get into the mood lar... But everyone sleeping lolx...

Jun Rong slacking...



Then we changed into full Uniform at 1:30 and had a mini "emo-talk" with TanCW. All my squadmates were getting ready for their promotion tests. Hope they pass! Reach HTA at 3:00. I thought we were late cos no one else around the carpark. In the end the event starts at 4:00... Diaoz... I hate sitting and stoning. We sat at the viewing gallery for like 30mins then starts the Individual boys shoot. I very nervous leh... I shoot liao then feel very screwed... Results came out very fast... I was 6th. Ok not bad lar but can be better. Cyril was as always 1 grade in front with 5th and Zhen quan with 10th. Zhen Quan had a faulty gun at lane 2. According to the lane numbers, lane 2 was supposedly for that Bartley guy. He should have been the one getting 10th for a screwed gun... Fate is so cruel to Zhen Quan... Then stoned about another 20mins before our team shoot begin... Omg the gun totally sucked... Its cylinder was chipped (!!) and its very hard to press first pressure. I had to crack open and manually turn the cylinder like twice?! The bullets also had expired gun powder... shoot le den got sparks fly out... Most disturbing is lead particles fly into my face after EACH shot... It totally threw my aim off. When the scoresheet came back I was totally demoralised... I still maintained my grouping, but it was off center... clustered around 4. It probably happened because I rushed the shots after breaking open twice... and my Figure 2 screw up also... 1 round did not fire and forgot to tell the sir of a double shot hole... so 6 in, 0 out... Sian sian... Emo diao liao... At least still got my individual trophy... Can't drink milo from it though... its not really a cup... Wierd design too but really nice, probably steel coated with brass. Here's a pic:


Individual - Boys 6th

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11/07/2008

Happy Birthday Yuan Feng

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Shooting Finals Eve

Damn... I'm super nervous. TanCW say think high. Well I think that if you think too high you drop further and harder. Oh well... I shall try to calm myself and stay erm... calm? Just think about the good things...
Tomorrow release at 10AM!
Skip IHE!
Skip IHC presentation!
Skip Biology!
Slack with Zhi Ming during Biology!
But still nervous... wonder how I will do... I have to shoot twice leh... once for individual and one for team. Not sure if I can pull through both. No matter how many air pistol shoots and dry pracs you have, its nevr going to be like in the range with hundreds of pairs of eyes looking at you.... with TanCW's being the biggest fear lol... Oh well, I shall keep my cool... Joke abit here and there. Tomorror is only 2 hours away... Worried... Hope can sleep... I'm gonna prep my uniform now... Good luck to me!

Tomorrow is Yuan Feng's birthday! Happy Birthday! And hope get bdae boy luck!

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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Assembly... Food for thought

Today's assembly on plagiarism, not to remind everyone that it happens EVERY morning lol. Dr Hon's definition of Plagiarism is that you take someone else's work and claims it as your own. This kind of remind me of the controvertial issue of Peer-to-peer file sharing, or for non-techies out there, Bittorrent. Large software companies like Microsoft don't like Bittorrent. They claim that it is like plagiarism. But hey, people who download games from Bittorrent don't claim the game as their own work, so whats the problem then? I'm not going to download Windows Vista and say, "hey I CODED Vista!!!". Lols... and my copy of Vista is original. Then they say that peer-to-peer file sharing is stealing, but I'm just taking a copy of it for my own personal use! An analogy would be homework. If I charge $1 everytime for every person who copies my Biology Worksheet, I would be able to retire by JC... But they are just merely using my work for their own personal use isn't it? Just like using Bittorrent? So if those big shot companies complain about losing money because of Bittorrent, I would appreciate that they send me cheque for my losses in the biology homework copying industry...

Everyone stand up against Microsoft and fight for Bittorrent!
And Sun Microsystems too for wonderful Open Office!
And Mozilla for their wonderful Mozilla Firefox browser and Thunderbird email client!
And Macintosh for pwning Microsoft!
And Steve Jobs for pwning Bill Gates!
And Mac OS for pwning Windows!
And Mac OS's security for pwning BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death)!
(BSOD* Start windows 98 to try)

And to make it clearer to Mr Bill Gates, here's a picture:
Kudos to Ting Yit for finding it!

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Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Haiz Homework...

Better list them out before I forget...

English: Biography research
Chinese: 最后的牛车水 + 亚洲周刊
Physics: Kinematics
Chemistry: Ionic equations practice + Preparation of salts worksheet
Biology: Practical worksheet
IHE: Kobe Earthquake assignment

There goes my youthday... With all the homework teachers are giving I'd figure I will be spending all my youth mugging lol... Maybe not lar... I'm gonna play DotA now, heck care Geog as Zhi Ming would say... Oh and physics file too... I figured since I think I did pretty good for this physics test, I should do up the physics file so as not to get screwed...

Late Happy Youth Day to ALL!

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Sunday, July 6, 2008

3D House


Phew... I finally finished my house... IS Assignments are tough nuts to crack... Oh well it can be said that I'm done... Except that it lacks a roof, paint, windows and other crap... And don't tell me my interior design sucks... That I know myself... I mean, I totally screwed up on the colour scheme... My mom is screaming at me whenever I add a colour... Oh well, its MY house so it goes MY way... Anywayz opinions accepted, tell me through Cbox.

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Friday, July 4, 2008

Weekly Training

Ok ...
Weekly training... haiz... Hong Liang back to his normal ways... but hey, I'm not used to him LAUGHING... So got 40 pumpings for baton drill... I'm sure our drill was a bit crappy but no need so emoz mah... I think they save 2 weeks worth of torture for one... Maybe cos the CI's finish their exams and came back le... PT once again taken by shooting comp PT... Did timing simulations... Wanted to be the "score sheet" aka one who takes time but some slacker Sec 4 came to do for us... Then don't know why timing keep on screw up 20secs always over time... Thursday also the same... Jun Xian not as reliable liao... Then going home... called home to say not going home to eat, then tio zam by mum lol... Nvm... skip KFC for a week... go home eat... Curry chicken rice not bad lar... (Can food...) Also developed the emo thinking the post before... Don't know why but emo feeling creep in after ATC... Must be the food... or isit the sea water... Omgz I miss ATC and I don't know why... Benjamin thinks I'm crazy... maybe thats what boredom does to you...

[emo]
I'm bored...
Super bored....
I have nothing to do...
Give me something to do...
Don't mention homework...
Cos I don't give a s**t...
Give me something to be happy about...
Give me something to worry about...
Give me something to feel sad about...
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO...
[/emo]

Emo spasms?

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Emo Logic

Ever wondered what death was?
Death is the absence of Life.

If life sucks,
then isn't Death the absense of sucking times?

Mathematically thinking,
defining A = Life
and B = Death

If A not good,
then obvious choose B

As the saying goes,
Life is getting from A to B

Lol emo post... Thought about this on the MRT with Benjamin...
He say I demented or something...
I call it New Islamic Fundamentalism...
Oh well whatever... this is what BOREDOM brings you to...

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Thursday, July 3, 2008

Physics Test

Argg!!! Die!!! Fail!!! Ok lar... the test not bad lar... Most questions that Zhen Wei ask me I think I got correct... Most worries on s.f.... Totally dint bother to check s.f.... Shooting Comp Training in the afternoon was once again... Fei... Luckily I got to be the "score sheet" Wei Lin keep screwing up timing and have to redo... Wadever lol... I not doing anyway... Can get to lie down on the floor also... Then huge jam on PIE when going home... Got some road works I think... So in the end took like 1.5hrs to reach home... My phone is getting screwed too... I can't hear the caller's voice at all... or mostly unless you shout... Hang in there for half a year more my dear phone... Sony Ericson or Nokia? Not sure lehz... Sony Ericson for music freaks... I'm not one of them... so... Haiz random stuff...

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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Blogskin Change

I finally decided to get rid of that Damned Green Thing... Sorry Ting Yit no offence but you should change skin too... I might do a few modifications here and there... I can see now that blogging is HARD!! Oh well trying my best... Blogger is really different from normal website HTML... Unless I copy and paste I'm completely pwned by blogger's super-hard-to-satisfy XML verifier.... Maybe I'll mug on XMl... Maybe... Big Maybe... Mugging for Physics! Everyone JY...

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